You must drink [alcoholic beverages] with your non dominant hand for the rest
of your life.
Rules
You must drink [alcoholic beverages] with your non dominant hand for the rest
of your life.
If a Buffalo sees another Buffalo drinking with their non-buffalo hand,
the must call "Buffalo" at which point the offending
Buffalo must finish their drink in one minute.
If you finish your drink with your non-buffalo hand, you must finish a
similar drink with your buffalo hand in under a minute.
If the offending Buffalo fails to finish their drink they must pull an advertisement in the Gateway
or Bridge. Apologizing to the Buffalo Club
and renouncing their membership.
You cannot quit the Buffalo Club the only way out is by not finishing your
drink
Once you are out of the Buffalo Club you cannot join again
If you miscall someone on "Buffalo" then you must finish
your drink in under a minute.
Ambidextrous People:
Most people ask this questions because they are smart asses but here are the official
rules if we come across anyone ambidextrous.
As we are prejudiced against ambidextrous people, an ambidextrous person must be watched for one week before signup to
determine the dominant drinking hand. Upon signup they must use their other
hand for the rest of their life.
Other rules:
At the call of "Sociable", all Buffalos present must take a
decent swig of their drink.
In regards to straws: the cup must be held with your non-dominant
hand. It does not matter what hand (if any) the straw is held with.
Backwards (Bat) Hour:
At the call of Bat Hour, you must drink from your dominant hand until
the end of Bat Hour.
Bat Hour cannot be 60 minutes in length.
Bat Hour must be called in conjunction with a call of "Sociable"
to insure you have everyone's attention.
Drink Birkly
At the call of drink Birkly, the person who holds the position of
Birkly must drink.
Initiation
Whenever starting to drink with a group of people, a Buffalo should try to
initiate any non-Buffalos. The initiation is a simple handshake given from a
member in good standing. The new member should then visit this site to register.
University of Alberta Buffalo Club
