They boldly went... and caused a great deal of
chaos.
Here is a brief history of the ships to proudly
bear the flag of our club:
U.S.S. Hully-Gully, Constitution class
Starfleet Registry NCC-8485
Crew complement: 430
Commissioned: Feb 2243
Decommissioned: Nov 2271
Bridge commander:
Captain Earl Woods (2243 - 2262)
Captain Anthony Longworth (2262 - 2271)
With Dr. Richard Daystrom's monumental
invention of duotronics, Starfleet entered a new era of spacecraft technology,
beginning with the new Constitution class vessels. Among the first of those to
be commissioned was the U.S.S. Hully-Gully, placed under the command of
Earl Woods, a brash upstart with a thirst for adventure.
It seems fitting that while on course to their
first mission in the Archanis Sector, an unanticipated glitch in the ship's
systems resulted in instrument failure, causing the ship to stray over three
light-years off course. The source of the malfunction was traced to an
accident-prone ensign who carelessly tipped a cup of coffee over a control
console while repairing a bipolar electromagnetic converter. Not wishing to
appear too autocratic in his discipline style, Captain Woods confined the ensign
to quarters to contemplate his behaviour until they reached the next starbase
for repairs.
Unfortunately, due to the affected instrumentation, the trip took eighteen months.
Even with this initial setback, Captain Woods
still went on to lead the Hully-Gully on to many thrilling experiences in
nearly twenty years of service, including:
- First contact missions to Benzar, Brentalia,
Ligos II and Xanthras III
- Prevented an outbreak of Hranilaki brain
fever in the Modean System
- Thwarted attack by two Klingon
battlecruisers during an astrological survey in the Mutara Sector
- Attacked and boarded by Orion pirates, but
able to outsmart the marauders and regain control of the ship
In 2262 Captain Woods was finally recognized
for his outstanding field work with a promotion to Admiral and DIrector of
Starfleet Personnel. ANthony Longworth was assigned as his replacement as
captain of the Hully-Gully. Captain Longworth's accomplishments were
somewhat overshadowed by another brash upstart named James Kirk, who assumed
command of the U.S.S. Enterprise a few short years later. Nonetheless, he
preserved the tenets of the Federation throughout his posting. In particular,
the Hully-Gully was honoured in its selection as the ambassadorial escort
to the Pelleus peace conference in 2266, and assigned to several missions
involving defensive patrols of the Klingon Neutral Zone.
Captain Longworth's tenure aboard the Hully-Gully
ended prematurely in 2271 when the ship was diverted to an emergency course to
the Sol System, when Earth faced the threat from the V'Ger entity. Thankfully,
the crisis was averted without severe incident, but the Hully-Gully
wasn't quite as fortunate. Spacedock recalled the Constitution class vessel to
perform an assessment for upgrade. While the Hully-Gully's spacefaring
condition should have been more than adequate to merit a complete systems
upgrade, a bureaucratic decision resulted in its decommissioning. Some
speculated that the decision was driven by certain members of Starfleet who
wanted to phase out the Constitution class vessels in favour of beginning
development of the new Excelsior class starship design.
U.S.S. Oblivious, Constitution class
Starfleet Registry NCC-9091
Crew complement: 430
Commissioned: Oct 2250
Refit: Feb 2272
Decommissioned: Apr 2297
Bridge commander:
Captain Andrew 'Andy' Connelly (2272 - 2284)
Captain Jim Sandercock (2284 - 2297)
The U.S.S. Oblivious was one of the last
of the original Constitution class starships to be upgraded, having completed
its fourth five-year tour in 2271. With modifications completed in early 2272
the Oblivious was turned over to the command of Andrew Connelly, who
proudly took on the club banner on his first mission as a starship captain.
Based on Connelly's training in the scientific
disciplines, the Oblivious spent most of its time on missions of
exploration, but it also participated in a number of peace-keeping endeavours.
These diplomatic assignments ultimately influenced Andy's way of thinking. He
began impressing the values of friendship and cooperation on to the members of
his crew, who weren't always receptive to his cajoling. Dissention among the
lower ranks grew as Captain Connelly instituted such unorthodox policies as
weekly hug therapy, work shift buddies, "feel good" food menus and community
bathing.
An ugly situation was slowly developing, but
was precluded from occurring when a militant political faction on Caladan IV
kidnapped the captain, intending to blackmail the Federation into supporting
them in a civil dispute. The crew of the Oblivious wasted no time in
sacrificing Captain Connelly, "[sending] a clear message that the Federation
would not be bullied into any society's internal problems." Commander Jim
Sandercock, the first officer of the Oblivious, was given the captain's
chair and a promotion as reward for properly handling the incident. His first
action as captain was to abolish Captain Connelly's abridged regulations, much
to the crew's approval.
The role of the Oblivious as a peace
keeper changed from a passive stance to a more defensive one, often assigned to
patrol both the Klingon and Romulan borders. Captain Connelly was also assigned
several missions of cultural observations, including the planets Sigma Draconis
VI, Beta Antares IV, Gamma Trianguli VI, Ekos, and Betazed. It was based upon
Captain Sandercock's recommendation that the Federation initiated first contact
procedures with Betazed.
In a final footnote, the last mission of the
Oblivious before its retirement from service involved monitoring the Romulan
Neutral Zone, after several outposts reported increased Romulan activity in
Sector 27. The Oblivious did not encounter any disturbances during their
six-month patrol, but long range sensor sweeps did verify increased traffic to a
nearby uninhabited star system. This could have been the first signs ever
detected leading up to the Tomed Incident in 2311, although this is pure
speculation.
U.S.S. Incontinent, Galaxy class
Starfleet Registry NCC-19945
Crew complement: 1014
Commissioned: Sep 2365
Decommissioned: Jan 2367
Bridge commander:
Captain George Skinner
The U.S.S. Incontinent has the dubious
distinction of owning the shortest term as the club's flagship, though it
certainly isn't the fault of Captain Skinner or his crew. The Incontinent
was just barely broken in before it was called in to defend Earth from the Borg
at Wolf 395. Captain Skinner was overheard screaming "Run away! Run away!" as
all hands abandoned ship moments before it was completely destroyed.
Captain Skinner promptly retired from starship
service, thereby setting the record as the shortest career as a starship captain
in Starfleet history. Preferring to re-immerse himself in the engineering
environments where he spent most of his career, Captain Skinner contented
himself with a head position at Starfleet Research and Development. As an
Admiral, he then went on to reside over the Engineering division of Starfleet
Academy, before finally being promoted to Director of R&D.
U.S.S. Inconceivable, Intrepid class
Starfleet Registry NCC-99596
Crew complement: 141
Commissioned: Sep 2370
Active status
Bridge commander:
Captain Malmot (2370 - 2373)
Captain Robert L. Leddy (2373)
When Starfleet assigned the Inconceivable,
one of the new generation of starships to be recently commissioned, to COmmander
Malmot, they beleived they were continuing the long-standing trend of great
Vulcan starship captains. Naturally, the Inconceivable's primary mission
involved scientific study of interstellar phenomena.
In the late months of 2372 Starfleet
Intelligence began receiving reports that the Romulan Star Empire was somehow
receiving classified tactical and technological information regarding
preparations to defend the Federation from a Gamma Quadrant invasion by the
Dominion. SI immediately suspected infiltration by the founders. They thought
they might have a suspect when Starfleet Headquarters received a Level 3
encrypted message hidden within a standard log report from the Inconceivable.
In it, Commander Robert Leddy alluded to Captain Malmot's suspect behaviour,
noting several questionable command decisions over the past several months. The
report prompted headquarters (under the advisement of SI) to recall the
Inconceivable to the nearest available starbase under the guise of a
maintenance review in order to apprehend Captain Malmot for questioning.
Unfortunately, Malmot somehow discovered the true motive for the ship's recall
and managed to evade capture with the help of a cloaked Romulan Bird-of-Prey.
With the Inconceivable completely disable, Malmot revealed himself to be
an agent of the Star Empire (not a Founder as SI had expected). However, as the
Romulan ship made its escape, Malmot vowed to bestow his revenge upon Commander
Leddy for blowing his cover, however misguided the reason.
USS Costanza, Promethius Class
Starfleet Registry NCC-200304
Captain Amanda Blunt (2373 - 2379)**
though she only had it for the last two years of her service
as Capt.
The Costanza fought valiantly in the Tuition Wars in 2004 and 2005. In 2005
however there was finally a minor victory in what has now been dubbed the War on
Tuition. Unfortunetly it was heavily damaged in this fight and the Captain
finally decided to move on to more silly things.
U.S.S. Irregardless, Defiant Class
Starfleet Registry NCC-200506
Captain Beth (2379 - ????)
Check out Capt. Beth's Bio!
SubSpace 6-20, Federation orbital station
Starfleet Registry SB-19978-620
Crew complement: 65, with additional 112
officers stand-by for flight missions
Constructed: Mar 2373
Operational: May 2373
Station commander:
Captain Robert L. Leddy (2373)
Captain Amanda Blunt (2373 - 2379)
Captain Beth (2379- Present)
Starfleet was rather hesitant to give Commander
Leddy immediate command of the Inconceivable, perhaps because he had not
earned enough command experience. However, given that Starfleet was still
suffering from a shortage of command-rank officers following the Borg attack at
Wolf 359, they had little choice but to promote Leddy to Captain. But to avoid
risking further incident with the Inconceivable, Starfleet reassigned
Captain Leddy to a communications base located in the Univas Albertus system
that had just recently finished construction. The only current complexity was
the remote location of the orbital station: most of the ship's crew would be
literally stranded there until such time that another command staff could be
transported to SubSpace 6-20 to retrieve the Inconceivable and the rest
of the crew.
When the Inconceivable finally docked at
the communications station, Captain Leddy debriefed the crew on their
assignment: top priority was given to getting SubSpace 6-20 up to full
operation, sending word of completion to Starfleet Command as confirmation. The
crew was then instructed to await further orders from Command, most likely
involving the retrieval of the Inconceivable and its crew.
After two months of honest effort, SubSpace
6-20 was brought on-line, and the command staff waited with anticipation as the
confirmation signal was broadcast back to command headquarters. And waited.
And waited....
Are you sure this thing's working?
Captain Blunt was pressed into the command chair and subsequently lost the
ship U.S.S. Inconceivable to the a faction of dissidents. Finally an answer
from Command was received 4 years into
Capt. Blunt's service, and the station received a support ship the USS Costanza.
October 2006
Captain Beth is now into the second year of her presidency, Captain Blunt has been promoted to Fleet Admiral and givin her own ship to honour her work with the station for so long. Under Lt. Ang's persuasion, many new recruits have joined the station this year.
July 2007
The newly and aptly named USS Blunt and a small crew brave the stars and travel to the Seattle Planet. There they toured numerous shops, and the female staff bought new shoes for their duty uniforms since on the way there Vice Admiral Chris threw out all the pairs of shoes before leaving planet Edmonton. The trip was a rousing success and hopfully many will join us for a trip to Vulcan in the near future!
The next chapter is soon to come... stay tuned...
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