Dormitory= Dirty Room

Evangelist=Evil's Agent

Desperation =A Rope Ends It

The Morse Code =Here Come Dots

Slot Machines =Cash Lost in 'em

Animosity =Is No Amity

Mother-in-law =Woman Hitler

Snooze Alarms =Alas! No More Z's

Alec Guinness =Genuine Class

Semolina =Is No Meal

The Public Art Galleries= Large Picture Halls, I Bet

A Decimal Point= I'm a Dot in Place

The Earthquakes =That Queer Shake

Eleven plus two= Twelve plus one

Contradiction =Accord not in it

AND HERE IS THE MOST INTRIGUING PART

Year Two Thousand =A Year To Shut Down !!