This Bowel Buddy is For You

I always thought the gastroenterologists in this hospital were my bowel buddies until a colleague
brought this bag of high fibre cookies in from the local supermarket.

The name and packaging (simulated burlap) gives it the appearance that it should be fit for
dogs.  I guess Canadian marketing is not quite up to snuff yet.  The recommended serving is
2 wafers per day (106 cal, .77 g protein, 15.19g carbohydrate, 11.32g dietary fibre,
4.71 g of fat).  I tried one and the aftershocks tell me (to quote loosely from Ed's
description of Ackerman's textbook) that this is one tough friable cookie that pushes aside
the Oreo's, Fig Newton's, and Fudgeo's, steps up to the bar and says "make that
a double scotch, no ice, bartender!".